Main article: Kick-Ass character Dave Lizewski is a sixteen-year-old high school student, who decides to become a real-life superhero, despite having little-to-no fighting skills or training, and no super powers, he assumes the superhero role by fashioning a costume from a wetsuit bought on eBay. His initial attempt to stop a group of graffiti artists fails, and he gets beaten and stabbed, and then hit by a car. This has the side effect of giving him an unusually high tolerance for pain. After recovering he again tries to fight crime.
Alesia Behrens. Age: 31. Alesia make your dreams come true. In it you will find a modest escort lady who will irritate guaranteed.
Frank D'Amico | Kick-Ass Wiki | FANDOM powered by Wikia
One of Hit-Girl's costumes, which she uses to sneak into the D'Amico's headquarters. Charles Atlas Superpower: Big Daddy and Hit-Girl in particular are capable of crazy stunts and incredible exploits by virtue of good ol' training and perseverance. Hit Girl is one of the few believable versions of this trope. She weighs like 50 pounds; it is within reason that she can do a wall-run.
Victoria Opitz. Age: 28. I am a true connoisseur and love the beautiful and sensual moments of life. With me you can perform as witty gentleman both stimulating conversations as well spend exciting hours ...
Main article: His mother dies of a brain aneurysm and Dave serves as an anchor to reality for his loving single father. Dave takes an interest in comic books, which give him the idea to become a real-life superhero. He purchases a suit and mask, which he wears under his normal clothing, and he begins his own personal training before attempting to fight crime. His first attempt fails, with disastrous results as Dave is hospitalized following being stabbed and being hit by a car.
Craig Ferguson as himself Series-creator Millar, a native of Scotland , asked Scottish television children's-show host Glen Michael to make a cameo appearance  although his role was cut from the film. An image of Matthew Vaughn 's wife, model Claudia Schiffer , appears prominently on a billboard poster. And then they edited out my face!